Jared 'Hefty Lefty' Lorenzen Wants To Sign With The Jets

Piling onto the Jets' misery on Tuesday was Jared Lorenzen's desire to return to New York. Like most respectable journalism these days, Lorenzen took to Twitter to make his proclamation. The tweet—complete with a nauseating image of the 315-pounder in a River Monsters uniform—was enough to make even the biggest Geno Smith critic cringe.